Who believes in my political theory?

America is secretly controlled by a group of white male aristocrats, who are all over the age of 55. They are known as the “inner group”. The “inner group” is responsible for creating the AIDS virus in order to kill black people, creating video games in order to brain wash people for war, and making the stock market go down at the click of the button. They wanted Obama to win the election, so they could blame the Democrats for the nuclear war that will take place in 2010. They have the capabilities to secretly control your thoughts and inevitably will make you follow their plans. Don’t worry though, Jesus will save us after 98% of the population suffers a horrible demise. The only way to stop their plan is by listening to rap music. The “underground resistance” has secret messages programmed in rap music to make you a “resistor”. You will be in the saved 2% and will make it to the “second reincarnation”.

THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE, BUT THEY WON’T LISTEN!

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